John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like
Petition for Dean to meet a bisexual character who kisses a guy and a girl in the same episode and Dean will be all like “Wait I thought you were hetero” and they’ll be all, “Nah man, I swing both ways” and Dean will be like “Wait, that’s a thing?” and the person will be like, “Duh, I’m bisexual”
and then Dean’s face will be exactly this
bonus points if Charlie is in the same episode
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
|—||John Green (via queendany)|
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc….
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
now we just need Tony Stark’s goatee and we’ll be set
*waits and prays*
why not go all out
SWEET FUCK SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT I REMEMBER I ASKED FOR THIS A MONTH AGO